Why worry about getting a speeding ticket when you have one of these beauties mounted behind your lamps. Whilst we would never condone speeding it only takes a momentary lapse of concentration or badly sign posted road before even the most careful motorist sees the flash of a speed camera.  

The surface to surface missile is armed, aimed and locked on target from inside the car and needs no intervention when fired. You will of course need to check local legislation to see if these are legal to use in your area. The makers issue a guarantee that they will destroy a gatso but they warm that this is ineffective if images are digitally relayed to a central control area. The missile launcher is mounted behind a flip down driving lamp and is invisible to even the most stringent inspection until armed.

The missile has many uses ranging from clearing obstructions up ahead, persuading cars to let you out of junctions and just generally teaching that moron in front of you that driving like an idiot has consequences.

The car is actually an ex bond car and although we have made enquiries we cannot find a supplier of the anti speed camera missile kits. Ah well, one day, there is certainly a lot of demand for these.